Jiles: If you had to have a conjoined twin, who would you want it to be?

Tonio: Brad Pitt.

Molly: Juliet.

Tootie: Oprah.

Jiles: Why?

Tootie: Because she's Oprah.

Tonio: Oh, can I switch to Oprah?

Tootie: No she's mine!

Jiles: You can be conjoined...triplets.

Tootie: Do those even exist?

Tonio: I don't think so.

Jiles: What planet would you like to rule?

Tootie: Uranus!

Tonio: Really?

Allison: Pluto.

Jiles: Well technically, Pluto's not a planet anymore.

Allison: Well I'm going to have to talk to someone about this.....

Tonio: Oh, like the big guy upstairs?

Tootie: But Jiles is downstairs.

Jiles: Was that a fat joke?

Tootie: It was a redundent joke.

Jiles: Well fortunatly I've gotten through my insecure teenage-girl phase without any major scars.

Tonio: Oh god don't even TALK about puberty with me.

Jiles: Why?

Tonio: I was freaking obese as a kid, I mean god.



Jiles: If you could only listen to three songs for your whole life, what songs would they be?

Molly: Anything that Juliet says is music to my ears....

Tootie: It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls, Dancing Queen by ABBA, and You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive.

Jiles: Someone's stuck in the 80's.

Tootie: That's because the 80's had some of the best music of our life time. Duh.

Tonio: I'd choose Michael Bolton, 'Go The Distance'.

Jiles & Tootie: What?!?

Tonio: Shut-up, it's freaking inspirational! Um, other than that,


Jiles: If there is a God, and you met Him anything, what would you ask?

Tonio: Is Elvis still alive?

Tootie: Does Emeril eat at KFC?