Allison: (in light booth) Oh how lovely to fly! (crawling on top of 'table' on the edge) You just jump on the winds back, and away you go!

Jiles: Allison!

Allison: Allison? You know, I think I once knew a girl named Allison. Did she die quite young?

Jiles: Allison, er, Peter, no! Please come off there.

Allison: Because you know I'm the one who guides the young children to heaven, but no one wants to talk about that! All they're interested in is that Wendy bird.

Jiles: Peter, you can't fly!

Allison: What are you talking about? Of course I can fly, you just think lovely thoughts, and away you go! (lifts arms about to jump off, luckily Tootie grabs him before he jumps) How dare you! (Tootie leaps up to reveal he has a hook in his hand)

Tootie: Blasted Peter Pan, silly man child! Trying to fly away from your troubles!

Allison: I'm not scared of you, have at thee! (pulls out a dagger to sword fight with)

Tootie: Oh you think you're so smart, don't you? Well if I were you I'd leave with my brain still in tact. (sword up to his head)

Allison: If you were me, (puts Tooties sword down) I'd be ugly.

Tootie: You're no match for me!

Allison: You're right, I'm far too good to be matched with you!

Tootie: I have a proposition.

Allison: Do tell.

Tootie: If you will stop, we will play a game.

Allison: (stops abruptly) A game?

Tootie: Yes.

Allison: Is it fun?

Tootie: But of course.

Allison: Alright, show me.

Tootie: It's called 'Truth Or Dare'.

Allison: What do you do?

Tootie: You ask someone truth or dare, and they choose one. If they choose 'dare' then you have to do what they tell you to. If you say 'truth' you have to tell a truthful answer to their question.

Allison: Alright, I'll give it a try.

Tootie: Good, you can go first. Truth or dare?

Allison: Dare, of course!


Jiles: Dare.

Tootie: Alright, I dare you to ask out Allison.

Allison: Oooh, who's Allison?

Tootie: Only the girl he's been lusting after for years.

Allison: What's she like?

Jiles: Tootie, just drop it.

Tootie: Oh she's just great, in fact. She looks a lot like you. Ya know brown hair, brown eyes...

Allison: Why do you like her?

Jiles: I'd really rather not talk about it.

Allison: Aw, come on.

Jiles: Aren't you supposed to think that girls are icky still?

Allison: I do, well, except Wendy. And I'm guessing Allison is like YOUR Wendy.

Jiles: Ya, something like that.

Allison: Hopefully it'll end up better between you two than it did with me and Wendy. Ya know I only get to see her once a year for spring cleaning.

Jiles: Well we have a similar arrangement. We don't get to see each other too often either.

Allison: I'm sorry. Is she special? Does she sew your pockets, read you stories?

Jiles: Not exactly.

Allison: I'm sure she's still pretty swell.

Jiles: Yeah, she's pretty great.

Allison: Why don't you kiss her?

Jiles: Well unfortunatly Peter, here in Not-so Neverland, unlike the acorns you call kisses, the ones that we give around here carry a little more weight with them.

Allison: What do you mean?

Jiles: Nevermind.

Allison: Well I think that if you like this girl, if you want her to be your mother, that you should ask her now, before she leaves you to start a family of her own. Before she replaces you with another little boy. Before she tries to kill your only friend by not believing in her. Before she sews a freaking shadow to your toes!

Jiles: Still a little bitter about that one, aren't ya there, Peter?

Allison: I don't wanna talk about it. (stomps off)

Tootie: I think Peter's right, Jiles.

Jiles: What is gonna do? Leave? She can't leave, she doesn't have the mental capacity.

Tootie: Ya never know, one of these days when you're not looking she might just sneak outside, and not come back.

Jiles: I doubt it.

Tootie: Sure, you can pout in a corner this Jiles, or you can man up. Ask her how she feels about you, Jiles.

Jiles: Maybe I will, but just, not today.

Tootie: Well to quote one of their previous characters, there's 'No Day But Today'.

Jiles: Ya, but all of those characters had AIDS.

Tootie: You take things far too literally. But seriously, if Twinkle toes can get the girl, then you can to.

Jiles: I don't know if you read Peter Pan, but he doesn't end up with Wendy in the end.

Tootie: No, but maybe if he had told her sooner....

Jiles: Then he wouldn't have ended up with her daughter?

Tootie: Yeah, that was a little creepy.


Jiles: Tootie have you seen Molly today?

Tootie: Uh ya, she's in the make-up room, braiding her hair.

Jiles: Oh ya? Who is she today?

Tootie: Rapunzel.